Copyright © 1997 Walt Zientek

(To the tune of 'Rudolph, the Red Nosed Reindeer')

You know Trackers and Trialers, TDs and Companions,
Hunters and Specials and all the Show Champions.
But do you recall, the luckiest Lab of them all?

Rudy, the pink nosed Labber,
Had a very Dudley nose,
And if you ever saw it,
You wouldn't let him enter shows.
All of the other Labbers,
Used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudy,
Join in conformation games.

Then one lonely Christmas Eve,
A Human came to say,
"Rudy with your nose so bright,
Won't you live with us for life?"

Now all the Labbers
Love him,
As they shout it out with glee,
"Rudy, the pink nosed Labber,
You've got yourself a Family!"