The Laws Of Nature From A Dog's Point of View Author unknown
Dog Law 1: Examine everything: Dog Law 2: Anything (or anyone) on the floor is fair game. Dog Law 3: Whenever possible, move up in the pecking order. Dog Law 4: Observe humans carefully (they have the can openers).
Dog Law 5: DOGS ONLY: If it sticks up, has to be marked, if you like it,
Dog Law 6: BITCHES ONLY: If it's male, tease it; if it responds, show Dog Law 7: Never miss an opportunity to eat or go to the bathroom. Dog Law 8: A little nap never hurt anyone.
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