A Poem For The New Puppy Owner Author unknown
Don't smell crotches. Don't eat plants. Don't steal food or underpants.
Don't eat my socks, don't grab my hair... DON'T RIP THE STUFFING
Don't eat those peas! Don't touch that bush! Don't chew my shoes... Eat your cookie, drink your drink. Outta the toilet! Outta the sink!
AWAY FROM THE CAT BOX, IT'S FOR THE CAT! (And MUST
Yes, raising a puppy, is not for the lazy! Though puppies are funny,
But don't despair, though its toil and strife. After 3 years, you'll get
So, let's go for 'walkies', you can 'do your thing' (And perhaps I'll
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