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When you have more grass in your driveway than in your backyard.

When you neighbors find ANY dog running loose and automatically
bring it to your house.

When you want to watch TV and you have to sit on the floor
because all of the furniture is "occupied".

When it takes you longer to wash your dogs' dishes than your own.

When you have to use a wash tub for a water dish.

When you have to run an obstacle course to get to the phone.

When you see one of your dogs doing something bad (like chewing
something up or leaving a "dog deposit" on the rug) and you have
to run through the entire list of dogs in order to yell at the right one
and by then it is too late.

When the hazmat team comes to your house on trash day to handle
the "deposits" that you have placed in your trash can.

When you have all of your dogs in the back seat of your car and it
automatically changes lanes when they move to the other side of
the car.

When you NEVER go anywhere for a vacation because it costs more
to kennel your dogs than to go to Hawaii.

When you have an extension on your king-sized bed so you all fit.

When Eukanuba makes home deliveries.

When you move your bedroom into the garage and put a king and
queen sized bed together so all of your Rottweilers, I mean dogs
can sleep with you.

When you can't remember all of your dogs' names and just call them
all 'brown dog'.

When you take your dogs for a run in the park and people think it is
a dog show.

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