Copyright © 1997 Walt Zientek

(To the tune of 'Jingle Bells')

Dashing through the snow,
With a tail set down that way,
Oer the fields you go,
"Get out of my way!"
Eyes all glazed and shining,
Spirits really bright,
What fun it is to be running...
You're Butt-Tucking tonight!

OH!

Butt-Tuck Lab Butt-Tuck Lab Butt-Tuck all the way,
What fun it is to see him run and Butt-Tuck all the day!

HEY!

(repeat chorus)