Copyright © 1997 Walt Zientek

(To the tune of 'Deck The Halls')

Catch the dog, she stole the presents!
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
She thinks they're ducks or upland pheasants!
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Took them all while I was napping!
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Ripped the boxes and the wrapping!
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

2) See her running right before us,
Loves the chasing and the big fuss.
Follow her, your steps don't measure
Or we'll never get her treasure.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

3) Give it up, I think we're beaten.
All the gifts are torn or eaten.
Get the checkbook ready honey,
'Cause this year we're giving money!
Fa la la la la, la la la la!