Copyright © 1996 Walt Zientek

10. DOCKING - Ears, tails or both?
9. Become a Back Yard Breeder w/ no money down!
8. TOY and MINIATURE LABS - The Future! The Money!
7. BRINDLE or HARLEQUIN? - Both look good on wire-haired labs.
6. HOW TO BREED for BLUE EYES
5. LABWEILLERS and LABRADOODLES - $ from your mistakes.
4. RUNNING LOOSE - Getting in touch with your dog's free spirit.
3. NEUTER THE VET! - But leave my dog alone!
2. WHICH PET SHOPS SELL THE BEST FOUNDATION BITCHES?

and the number one bad post idea:

1. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU JUST TALK ABOUT DOGS???