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Afghan: Light bulb? What light bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole
lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a burned out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll do it.

Rottweiler: Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeez, dahling, I have servants for that kind of thing.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeaze let me change the light bulb. Can I? Can I?
Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Beagle: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?

Siberian Husky: Light bulb?!? I ate the light bulb, and the lamp, and the
coffee table it sat on, and the carpet under the coffee table and...

Cat: You need light to see?

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Last modified: 1-1-2000

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